OMG! I so would not do well in a hostage situation!!!
There I am merrily trying to do some laundry .. although WHY I did it at 8am I'll never know..
I fold the stuff, go to open the kitchen door to take it out and place it on table...
The door will NOT move!!!! It's locked from the outside!
I call out "ok not funny.. lemme out!"
Only to realise everyone has gone to work/school
OMG!
Long Story Short... I freak out.. spend about 90mins with a hacksaw, hammer, screw driver and steak knife.... resulting in this...
To clarify HOW distraught I was... Have you seen the movie Anchorman? Well when Ron Burgandy calls the news station after Baxter is punted off the bridge...
You know what's coming...
It was the "Glass Case of Emotion" Phonecall..
Robert could NOT understand what i was saying when I finally got out.